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eh, vado all’ultima pagina.. non sono ancora messo così male da leggermi tutto ._.
Bastava quella prima… pigro! :prrr:
shit happens
[SPOILER]# Taoism: Shit happens.
# Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
# Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
# Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
# Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
# Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
# Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
# Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
# Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
# Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
# Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
# Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
# Episcopalian: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
# Methodist: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
# Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
# Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
# Lutheran: If shit happens, don’t talk about it.
# Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
# Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it’s okay.
# Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
# Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
# Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work.
# Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
# Creationism: God made all shit.
# Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
# Christian Science: When shit happens, don’t call a doctor – pray!
# Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
# Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
# Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
# Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
# Darwinism: This shit was once food.
# Capitalism: That’s MY shit.
# Communism: It’s everybody’s shit.
# Feminism: Men are shit.
# Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us…
# Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.
# Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
# Idolism: Let’s bronze this shit.
# Existentialism: Shit doesn’t happen; shit IS.
# Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
# Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
# Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
# Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
# Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
# Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
# Scientology: If shit happens, see “Dianetics”, p.157.
# Jehovah’s Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens. # Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit? # Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening. # Moonies: Only really happy shit happens. # Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama. # Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit! # Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time. # Church of SubGenius: BoB shits. # Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time. # Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not. # Agnostic #2: Did someone shit? # Agnostic #3: What is this shit? # Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS. # Atheism: What shit? # Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! # Nihilism: No shit.[/SPOILER] :D:D:D Ma dormono tutti? [SPOILER]Twingo non dorme mai :asd:[/SPOILER]anyway, chi ha visto il servizio sulla marijuana cup delle iene? :asd:
ho sbavato tutto il tempo
Quando l’hanno fatto? .. Io a breve sarò rappresentante italiano a questa manifestazione culturale :asd:
l’han fatto tipo una mezz’ora fa..
si sono rollati una tromba niente male :Q___ ___ _
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tsukuyomi, se avrai bisogno di un assistente… 😀
anyway, chi ha visto il servizio sulla marijuana cup delle iene? :asd:
ho sbavato tutto il tempo
♪ grazie a chi hai potuto guardarlo non si saaaaaa ♫
:asd:Eeheh, anche tu molto interessata all’argomento?
io? no,no 😀
ho solo ricordato a Cipo della presenza delle Iene in tv,cosa che gli ha dato la possibilità di sbavare sul servizio fatto poco dopo :asd:Deva,purtoppo ho la brutta abitudine di andare a dormire taaaaaardi!
Ah ma c’è ancora qualcuno sveglioooo! Ma cos’è quello shit happens!!!?? Dove lo hai pescato Tsuku?
Eheheh, l’avevo visto in america su un poster, e poi l’ho ritrovato anche qui in olanda. Poi ho postato il tutto da un sito.
Comunque certo che si sta svegli qui! Konbanwa Deva chan 😀
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Eheheh, l’avevo visto in america su un poster, e poi l’ho ritrovato anche qui in olanda. Poi ho postato il tutto da un sito.
Comunque certo che si sta svegli qui! Konbanwa Deva chan 😀
E’ stra divertente XD
Comunque pensando che non ci fosse nessuno me ne stavo altrove!! E ora purtroppo sono costretta ad andare a dormire!!! Dolce notte a tutti e fate sogni tranquilli!
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